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Baccha ( Phone par), ‘Maim, mera beta aaj school nahi aayega,        
 uski tabiyat kharab hai |’
Teacher, ‘Aap kaun bol rahe hai sir ?’
Baccha, ‘Mai, mera papa bol rha hu.!’
                       



Sonu mobile company me job magne gya |
Pahle hi sawal ka javaab dene par usko bhga diya gya !
Sawal, ‘sabse bada network kaun sa hai ?’
Sonu, ‘Cartoon Network!


Dukandar –Bahan ji kaisi sadi dikhau .

Aurat       -  Asi ki nanad jethani se lekar
 
                  Padosi tak jal uthe.


Valentine k din gift shop par ek vakil sahab

40 card le rahe the . Sab par unhone likha

Sham ko milna . tumhara pyar.

Dukandar – Vakil sahab aap sabhi card par

Ek hi bat likhkar kyon le jar he hai ?

Vakil – Pichhle valentine day par aas paas

Ki kaloni me ase hi 20 card bheje the.

Kuchh hi dino m talak k 4 case mil gaye the.


Judge - Tum apni patni ko talak kyon  
                de rahe ho?
Pappu paji - Ghar wali ne shadi k bad se
                     ab tak kewal ek beti ko janm diya
                   hai. Magar meri prabal ichha hai ki
                  ek bete ka bap banu.
Patni -   Judge sahab agar mai inke bharoshe rahati
               to yah beti bhi nahi hoti.



Papuu paji - Ek aadmi ki shadi ho rahi thi lekin vo fere lele se 
pahale mandap se bhag gaya kyon ?
Bholu - are uski himmat jawab de gayi hogi.
Pappu paji - Nahi ! uski himmat laut ayi thi.


Patni - Suno ji , ye ditrect aur indirect rax kya hota hai ?
Pati -  Har mahine ki pahali tarikh ko jo tum meri 
           puri  payment hathiya leti ho use direct tax 
          kahate hai aur rat m tum meri jeb se jo 
        nikalti ho use indirect tax kahate hai.



Pappu paji - Meri patni kisi vishay par ghanton bol
                      sakati hai.
Bholu  -  Isme kaun si badi bat hai, meri patni to bina
                    kisi vishay k hi ghanton bol sakati hai.


Pati - Mujhe door ki chije dhudhali dikhati hai
       mai door ka chasma banva leta hu.
Patni - Faltu paisa kharch na karo, muhalle m
           mujhase jyada sundar aurat nahi hai.







Pati - Tumhari kamar to kamara ho gayi h.
To let k bord tang dena chahiye.
Patni - Nhi housefull ka.








Patni - Yad hai shadi se pahale mujhase milne k
liye tum diwar fand kar meri chhat par aa
jate the ?
Pati - Han - Han yad hai , jab ki bat aur thi ,
ab to tumhe dekhkar chhalang lagane k man
karta.






Patni - Aaj tum fir sharab pikar ghar aaye to mai
khudkhushi kar lungi .
Pati - Priye tum roj subah yahi bat kahati ho,
Parantu na tum apna wada pura karti ho
na mai sharab peena chhodata hu.





Patni -Chay banau....


Patni - Chay Banau ?

Pati- han thik h .

Patni- Adarak wali ?

Pati - Ok.

Patni - Pudina wali ?

Pati - Thik hai.

Patni - Tulasi ? sehat k liye thik hoti hai.

Pati - Ek kam kar, rai aur jeera dal kar tadka laga de.

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